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  • A girl goes to her boyfriend's parents'house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous.
    They all sit down and began eating a fine meal.
    The girl is beginning to feel a little
    discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole.
    The gas pains are almost making her eyes water.

    Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart (na mess).

    It wasn't loud, but everyone at the
    table heard the pouf.
    Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at thewoman's feet and said in a rather stern
    voice, "Skippy!".

    The woman thought, "This is
    great!" and a big smile came across her face. A couple of
    minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again.
    This time, she
    didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip.
    The father again looked at the dog and yelled,"Dammit Skippy!"
    Once again the woman smiled and
    thought "Yes!"

    A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. This
    time she didn't even think about it. She let rip a fart that rivaled a train whistle
    Once again, the father looked
    at the dog with disgust and yelled,
    "Dammit Skippy, get away from her
    before she shits on you!":)

  • Mom: Where were you last night?
    Son: Studying with my friends.
    Mom: Don't lie.
    Son: Alright, I was at a stripper club.
    Son: yeh...I saw dad.

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