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A cup of hot HELLO
A plate of crispy WISHES
A spoon of sweet SMILE
& a slice of great SUCCESS...
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Enjoy The Day EveryOne!
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A plate of crispy WISHES
A spoon of sweet SMILE
& a slice of great SUCCESS...
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Enjoy The Day EveryOne!
GOD BLESS US ALL.. https://fbstatic-a.akamaihd.net/rsrc.php/v2/yr/r/kX-8X2c2uc4.png); background-size: auto; display: inline-block; height: 16px; width: 16px; vertical-align: -3px; background-position: -17px -1036px; background-repeat: no-repeat no-repeat;">
A girl goes to her boyfriend's parents'house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous.
They all sit down and began eating a fine meal.
The girl is beginning to feel a little
discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole.
The gas pains are almost making her eyes water.
Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart (na mess).
It wasn't loud, but everyone at the
table heard the pouf.
Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at thewoman's feet and said in a rather stern
voice, "Skippy!".
The woman thought, "This is
great!" and a big smile came across her face. A couple of
minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again.
This time, she
didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip.
The father again looked at the dog and yelled,"Dammit Skippy!"
Once again the woman smiled and
thought "Yes!"
A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. This
time she didn't even think about it. She let rip a fart that rivaled a train whistle
blowing!
Once again, the father looked
at the dog with disgust and yelled,
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"Dammit Skippy, get away from her
before she shits on you!":)
